What REALLY grinds your gears?

[SunnySide]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

I feel like Saturdays can feel like another workday as I get older. Usually around 3-4 o’clock on Saturday I get excited because I knocked out kid activities and/or chores around the house. I usually average my first drink of the day around 4:15ish and start to relax

Last Saturday my lady had a headache so she stayed in bed all day. So I had the kid all day and night, which is cool, I like my kid we had a good time.

Around 11 pm and my kid goes upstairs to chill before her 11:30 pm bed time.

11 pm. I got a fire going. Crack open a good beer. Got my pen going and fire up my X box gonna play rdr2.

Finally some quality alone chill time. This is my ideal set up. I love a fire with the cowboy game. I got my ambient lights going. The table is set.

11:15 my lady comes down stairs all 'I feel so much better, whatcha doing? wanna watch something?"

In my head im like "arrgghhhh fucking A lady, you left me high and dry all day and now NOW just when I get into my happy place you come down stairs all 'wanna hang out'? No bitch I dont want to fucking hangout. I want to chill alone in my ambience and get weird. Ive been on the clock all day with the kid while you chilled on your damn phone literally all day from 8 am to 11 pm. Fuck you, die bitch die!"

So we watched SNL or some chit, I dont even fucking remember. Whole time im imaging me laser eye her in half like Homelander from the Boys.