The Most Fresh & Cordial Political Thread Ever

[mooby]

Originally Posted by MTK

Thoughts and prayers to Justice Kavenaugh

Stealing this from Twitter:

"We’re very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so let’s not politicize the issue."

Alternative ideas: We need to limit the amount of exterior doors to Kavanaugh's home to say - 1. We also need to arm Kavanaugh's maid, or Kavanaugh himself. AR-15, shotgun, handgun - whatever they need to defend the property. But really, whatever we do - we can't take guns out of the hands of hardworking law-abiding citizens just because some nutjob liberal got his hands on one.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by mooby

Stealing this from Twitter:

"We’re very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so let’s not politicize the issue."

Alternative ideas: We need to limit the amount of exterior doors to Kavanaugh's home to say - 1. We also need to arm Kavanaugh's maid, or Kavanaugh himself. AR-15, shotgun, handgun - whatever they need to defend the property. But really, whatever we do - we can't take guns out of the hands of hardworking law-abiding citizens just because some nutjob liberal got his hands on one.

This is all reasonable. Good job Twitter.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by mooby

Stealing this from Twitter:

"We’re very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so let’s not politicize the issue."

Alternative ideas: We need to limit the amount of exterior doors to Kavanaugh's home to say - 1. We also need to arm Kavanaugh's maid, or Kavanaugh himself. AR-15, shotgun, handgun - whatever they need to defend the property. But really, whatever we do - we can't take guns out of the hands of hardworking law-abiding citizens just because some nutjob liberal got his hands on one.

Nailed it. Lol