Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

Schneed10 · 01-04-2006, 02:49 PM

LOL!!!

Behind every great man there is a great woman, and behind that woman is Sean Taylor.

They say when a bear is chasing you, you just have to outrun the slowest person. If Sean Taylor is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.

Sean Taylor does not hit WRs, knocking balls loose. He scares them into the fetal position.

Since 2004, the year Sean Taylor entered the league, alligator-arm incidents have increased 13,000%.

The chief export of Sean Taylor is pain.

There are no injured WRs. Only WRs who have played against Sean Taylor.

01-04-2006, 02:49 PM	#9
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 46 Posts: 12,458	Re: Funny Sean Taylor Facts... LOL!!! Behind every great man there is a great woman, and behind that woman is Sean Taylor. They say when a bear is chasing you, you just have to outrun the slowest person. If Sean Taylor is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. Sean Taylor does not hit WRs, knocking balls loose. He scares them into the fetal position. Since 2004, the year Sean Taylor entered the league, alligator-arm incidents have increased 13,000%. The chief export of Sean Taylor is pain. There are no injured WRs. Only WRs who have played against Sean Taylor.

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