Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

[mooby]

Sean Taylor is such a bad ass he'll tell his girlfriend the truth when she asks: do these jeans make my butt look fat?

This one time in band camp. . . Taylor played with a girls flute while she was blowing his trombone.

Sean Taylor was the man who invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

When they first landed on the moon, they found 3 empty gatorade bottles and Sean Taylor's wallet.

Sean Taylor's semen can form into a liquid human, like the guy from Terminator 2.

S.T.'s such a good snowmobile salesman that he sold an entire fleet of snowmobiles yesterday to the City of Phoenix road maintenance division.

Taylor once breast fed an alligator back to health, then beat it one on one in basketball 21-0.

Taylor once saved me $100 bucks on my car insurance.

It was Taylor's idea to put porn on the internet.

Dont be fooled by what they try to teach you in history class: The Earl of Sandwich had nothing to do with the creation of the sandwich. Contrary to popular belief, it was actually Sean Taylor, who incedentally also created sliced bread, at the same time.

Ever wonder who really framed Roger Rabbit? wonder no more.

Sean Taylor was the gunman in the Grassy Knoll.

Sean Taylor once cut his left arm off and gave it to Michael Vick because he felt sorry for him.

The other night Sean Taylor had a staring contest with the man on the moon. S.T. won.

Sean Taylor sweats Gatorade.

In a parallel universe S.T. has already achieved NFL hall of fame status, and is now poised to do the same here.

Spiderman is really a movie about Sean Taylor's childhood.

Sean Taylor learned Spanish during vacation time he spent in Mexico just after he negotiated the Louisiana Purchase.

Sean Taylor can turn lead into gold.

Canton is gonna wave the five year rule and put him in the HOF this july.

Taylor not only developed the back to the future skateboard this summer but also discovered cold fusion in his spare time.

S.T. sold his blood to Pfizer - who now markets that a derivative of it under the name Viagra.

S.T. sits on the Supreme Court, is a senator from New York, and a representative from Florida.

S.T. e-mailed me the Nordstroms chocolate cookie recipe (that he created BTW) and I made them for a potluck at work.....I got promoted instantly