Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

[BrudLee]

Sean Taylor's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Sean Taylor orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

Sean Taylor once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart.

Sean Taylor's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Sean Taylor, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Taylor throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Taylor decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE. So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human.

Sean Taylor once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!