Observations from the Santa Maria: JoeCrisp Q&A = Chunky Soup Curse?

[Dave Butz Baby!]

Originally Posted by joecrisp

Aha! Your calculations are somewhat askew, DBB!, for you failed to include the interviews from 8/11/03 in your tabulation! Had you investigated the archives a bit more thoroughly, you would have found that on 8/11/03, I interviewed precisely five Redskins players: Fred Smoot, Chris Samuels, Scott Cloman, Matt Bowen and Lavar Arrington. At the time of this post, all of five of these players remain members of the Redskins organization.

Tisk, tisk, tisk, DBB!

Nevertheless, I have taken your theories under advisement, and I shall try to avoid interviewing any Redskin fan favorites on August 12th this year.

Any idea where the Cowboys will be on 8/12/04?

Actually, my research did include that particular Q&A. I chose not to include those results as it would have tainted my sample. Though the signs were there in your report from the eleventh, it was the concrete evidence in the Q&A from the 12th that convinced me and thus became the focus of my research.

Using my unique "logic", I'm sure I could derived a few more partial kills from the eleventh to go along with those who did survive. Samuels subject of trade speculation? Tack on a quarter firing. Smoot's fractured sternum? That's the bone that helps protect his fragile internal organs! That's important stuff, and he broke it... another half kill. Arrington's "missing" dough? Bowen knocking out his own teammates? Cloman? Practice squad!

Aye, JoeCrisp! Methinks your powers are greater than you realize!

[Clang] Bring out your dead! ...
[Clang] Bring out your dead! ...