Lavar has been misused...

[Sociofan]

Originally Posted by mooby

You know who else has been misused? Mark Brunell, it's obvious that he's slow and has a noodle arm. I vote we move him to fullback and move Portis to qb. It seems like every pass Portis throws is for a touchdown. Portis is the man yo!

Hey, Portis has thrown some nice spirals!

But I'm sure at some point he'd start referring to himself as "Mr. Dollar In, Quarter Back," or "Seventy-Five Cent" for short.