Getting impatient

[JoeRedskin]

In a shocking move, the Skins sign JoeRedskin.

Only moments after signing his Arch-nemesis, TAFKAS, the Skins signed JoeRedskin. "Yeah, I know that fool is here" Joe is quoted as saying "but, really, that was part of my deal - I told'em 'sign him up to be my bitch'". According to Vinny Cerrato, "We are really, really thrilled with JoeR's signing - I mean we woulda signed Charles Manson if that meant we could get Joe. As it is, we will have TAFKAS clean the toilets with his tongue if that's what Joe wants. I mean really, it's win-win for us."

After initially, being surprised that the Skins would bother signing someone of TAFKAS' obvious limitations and downright idiocy, national pundits came to the slow realization that the TAFKAS signing was just a means to and end as the Skins pulled yet another big signing coupe by getting JoeRedskin - a brilliant, talented, and all around good guy. "Well, now it all makes sense" ESPN's John Clayton was heard to comment after hearing the details of JoeRedskin's contract. The details of TAFKAS' signing reveal that it is a pretty standard "personal services" contract w/ fairly low compensation -although it is expected that TAFKAS will be given a new set of knee pads. The JoeRedskin contract reveals that, in addition to a huge signing bonus, TAFKAS' "personal services" contract was signed over to Joe.

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

In a shocking move, the Skins sign JoeRedskin.

Only moments after signing his Arch-nemesis, TAFKAS, the Skins signed JoeRedskin. "Yeah, I know that fool is here" Joe is quoted as saying "but, really, that was part of my deal - I told'em 'sign him up to be my bitch'". According to Vinny Cerrato, "We are really, really thrilled with JoeR's signing - I mean we woulda signed Charles Manson if that meant we could get Joe. As it is, we will have TAFKAS clean the toilets with his tongue if that's what Joe wants. I mean really, it's win-win for us."

After initially, being surprised that the Skins would bother signing someone of TAFKAS' obvious limitations and downright idiocy, national pundits came to the slow realization that the TAFKAS signing was just a means to and end as the Skins pulled yet another big signing coupe by getting JoeRedskin - a brilliant, talented, and all around good guy. "Well, now it all makes sense" ESPN's John Clayton was heard to comment after hearing the details of JoeRedskin's contract. The details of TAFKAS' signing reveal that it is a pretty standard "personal services" contract w/ fairly low compensation -although it is expected that TAFKAS will be given a new set of knee pads. The JoeRedskin contract reveals that, in addition to a huge signing bonus, TAFKAS' "personal services" contract was signed over to Joe.

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

JoeRedskin's contract was voided after the Jerry Jones wannabe used a double-negative in the last sentence of the above post. Interestingly enough, "Double-Negative" is JoeRedskin's nickname on the football field. He's that bad an influence.

Word is now the Texans may be interested in signing JR to block for David Carr...apparently the Texans really hate David Carr

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

JoeRedskin's contract was voided after the Jerry Jones wannabe used a double-negative in the last sentence of the above post. Interestingly enough, "Double-Negative" is JoeRedskin's nickname on the football field. He's that bad an influence.

TAFKAS, however, has requested extra-strength knee pads. "Hey, I really, really like it down here. I am learning to squeal with the best of 'em." When asked what TAFKAS was squealing about, team officials refused to comment further although two employees were seen zipping up their fly's after leaving TAFKAS' "office".

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

TAFKAS, however, has requested extra-strength knee pads. "Hey, I really, really like it down here. I am learning to squeal with the best of 'em." When asked what TAFKAS was squealing about, team officials refused to comment further although two employees were seen zipping up their fly's after leaving TAFKAS' "office".

Aren't you from the gonorrhea and syphillis capital of the world? I think I'll call you JoeCrabs from now on, or maybe JoeClap.

Hey you bitched about not getting to be a poll sponsor, maybe you'll get one now

"The JoeRedskin 'What Should My STD Appropriate Name Be' Poll"

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Aren't you from the gonorrhea and syphillis capital of the world? I think I'll call you JoeCrabs from now on, or maybe JoeClap.

Hey you bitched about not getting to be a poll sponsor, maybe you'll get one now

"The JoeRedskin 'What Should My STD Appropriate Name Be' Poll"

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Taking it up the ass from Vinny and his front office cronies is not my kind of compensation - but, hey, if it works for you.

Everybody calm down. Remember goosefraba

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Everybody calm down. Remember goosefraba

1. I am not the one: deleting posts, editing signatures, and changing avatars.
Look back on it. TAFKAS starts with his Taylor Jacobs remarks then deletes my retort. We won't even start on the damn parrot.

2. Thanks for the help DB, but, unless you have a practical solution to the madness that is the TAFKAS/That Guy alliance against me, it is pretty pointless.

3. TAFKAS takes it up the ass and likes it. That's why he's all excited.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

1. I am not the one: deleting posts, editing signatures, and changing avatars.
Look back on it. TAFKAS starts with his Taylor Jacobs remarks then deletes my retort. We won't even start on the damn parrot.

2. Thanks for the help DB, but, unless you have a practical solution to the madness that is the TAFKAS/That Guy alliance against me, it is pretty pointless.

3. TAFKAS takes it up the ass and likes it. That's why he's all excited.

Why are you so mean? Nate Newton claim he have a "headache" again?

[jdlea]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Word is now the Texans may be interested in signing JR to block for David Carr...apparently the Texans really hate David Carr

That goes into the hall as one of the best posts of all time. Up there with the Malcolm "Tang" post.

[That Guy]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

cry some more beotch, I still got paid.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by That Guy

cry some more beotch, I still got paid.

Taking it up the ass from Vinny and his front office cronies is not my kind of compensation - but, hey, if it works for you.

[jdlea]

OMG...this whole arch nemesis thing may be the best thing that has ever happened to this board...lmao.