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RedskinRat · 06-16-2004, 11:46 AM

No, Mr. Butz, it most certainly isn't.

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

SmootSmack · 06-16-2004, 11:58 AM

That's reallly funny Rat! Here are a couple more

A man walks into a bar...ouch!

In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just 2 seconds."

Guy #2 doesn't believe him so he says, "I'd like to see you try!" Then Guy #1 jumps out the window and appears at the top of the stairs in just under 2 seconds. Guy #2 is flabbergasted.

Guy #1 then bets that he can jump out the window and come up the stairs with a beautiful woman in his arms. Guy #2 says, "That's impossible!" .

Guy #1 says, "You just watch." He does it and Guy #2 is really impressed but thinks: "Hey, this guy is really drunk so if he can do it, so can I."

He decides to try to show up this other guy and he jumps out the window. He splats himself all over the sidewalk.

Guy #1 watches him plummet to his messy death, laughs to himself at his own triumph, and walks back to the bar and resumes his seat. The bartender says, "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk!"

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06-16-2004, 11:46 AM	#1
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	No, Mr. Butz, it most certainly isn't. A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

06-16-2004, 11:58 AM	#2
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	That's reallly funny Rat! Here are a couple more A man walks into a bar...ouch! In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just 2 seconds." Guy #2 doesn't believe him so he says, "I'd like to see you try!" Then Guy #1 jumps out the window and appears at the top of the stairs in just under 2 seconds. Guy #2 is flabbergasted. Guy #1 then bets that he can jump out the window and come up the stairs with a beautiful woman in his arms. Guy #2 says, "That's impossible!" . Guy #1 says, "You just watch." He does it and Guy #2 is really impressed but thinks: "Hey, this guy is really drunk so if he can do it, so can I." He decides to try to show up this other guy and he jumps out the window. He splats himself all over the sidewalk. Guy #1 watches him plummet to his messy death, laughs to himself at his own triumph, and walks back to the bar and resumes his seat. The bartender says, "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk!" New question: Best book you ever read? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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