The Warpath 2006 March Hall of Fame Class by Gmanc711 (Presented by Cpayne5 bigawd)

[BrudLee]

I have a feeling the committee is still holding the unfortunate incident with the November 23, 2003 Power Poll™ over my head (honestly, I don't know how that many instances of the n-word made it past the editors - I do apologize). The sad part is that despite the good things I did for the Warpath team, I will be remember for that.

Here now, a highlight reel:

Buffalo Bills – Annointed superstar JP Losman was pulled for a series in favor of perennial also-ran Kelly Holcomb. I thought the only controversy in Buffalo was mild, medium, or hot.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Pundits say Carnell "Cadillac" Williams looks like he's for real. Which is a good thing for Jon Gruden, who would have taken unbelievable heat for drafting an imaginary player.

Houston Texans (last week: 31) – After being sacked seven times, QB David Carr said that he felt like the offense was "really coming together". If that's not evidence of a concussion, I don't know what is.

Chicago Bears (last week: 23) – The Bears have a tough game against the Vikings this week. Not that the Vikings are that good, but do you even want to risk tackling them, all covered in lubricants and sex juices?

Minnesota Vikings (last week: 27) – A question for Crazy Canuck, or any other capologists out there. Do sex parties count against the cap? I think they ought to. I mean, if I'm a free agent, and Chicago's offering me $10 million over four years, and Minnesota's offering me $12 million over five, I might be a little bit torn as to where to go. Right up until Minnesota throws in the sex parties. Then, I'm a Viking, baby.

Atlanta Falcons (Last week - 4): Quoth Mike Vick: "People say I can't throw the ball from the pocket. I had to show them." You hit up a sub-.500 team for 228 yards. Let's not get carried away here, Johnny U.

Buffalo Bills (Last poll - 17): It's sad to see a team bicker like this. And by "bicker", I mean "tear itself apart". And by "sad", I mean "funny".