Why I Hate Eagles More Than Cowboys

[JWsleep]

I hate the Eagles ( and man, do I hate the Giants!), but in the end, the cowboys are by far the worst.

Look, as y'all have pointed out, the Eagle fans are a bunch of raving neanderthals. Plus, they've never won the SB, and have choked in the last three NFC championships. They are there own worst enemies, and they expect to lose. That's why they are always ready to boo the home team. It's pathetic, really. One of my all time favorite Gibbs wins is the playoff game where he beat Buddy Ryan's Eagles like 19-7, and just dominated the game. That was pretty much the end of Buddy in Philly, and that avenged the so-called body-bag game. We've got 3 SB trophys, and they have a jail IN THEIR STADIUM. How sad is that? They just don't worry me that much, even now.

But the Cowboys, I can't even think of them without getting worked up. They (the team, the fans, the city, the whole state, much of the country) think they are America's team, destined to win. They are smug and arrogant and over confident and, well, you get the idea. Look, they are the cowboys, we are the indians, as per the classic Western movies. They are our enemies!It's time for the Little Big Horn, or something! (Not to be politically incorrect, but that's what a 5 year old boy will think, and that's about when I got into this thing...)

Like Joe Gibbs, the sight of that blue star makes me sick.