College stories

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Glad you brought this thread back up. Honestly my favorite stories are post-college where I'm living alone in my apartment.

DISCLAIMER: The following story is not meant for kiddies.







So anyway, my friend is about to move to TN so he has this HUGE party and makes about 200 Jell-O shots out of vodka, rum and I think 151. For the guys he had a keg, the shots were simply panty droppers for the girls he invited to the party.

So basically I'm totally shitty and ready to call it a night. My stipulation was that I get to have a bed to sleep in when I turned in. No problem. I go upstairs and pass out. I wake up with lots of noise coming up the stairs and I'm super pissed. I go outside, my buddy and his friend called "Nightrain" who reminds me a lot of Sean Taylor (won the Virginia toughman competition) are watching these two girls completely naked having sex.

Now, before you give me the "you should have worn your balls on the outside" lecture, remember how shitty I was...

...so I watched this with amusement for a good 5-6 minutes and went back to sleep. 10 minutes later I wake up to the sound of balls slapping ass. My friend is gashmoging her gaflabity with his googus making the whole bed rattle. I hit him so hard it knocked him off her. To this day I cannot look that girl in the eye.