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Old 04-03-2006, 03:27 PM   #1
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It's ok to admit it, who else watches the Food Network?
I'll be honest, i despise the Food Network. 24 hours a day shows about cooking some rich fancy shit? No thanks. Unfortunately, my dad and sister watch it all the time. That partly contributes to it as well. I liked that one show about the pizza cookoff though. Unfortunately most of the pizzas were made with shit that i would never put on a pizza.
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Old 04-03-2006, 03:38 PM   #2
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I stand corrected. I had seen those before and they looked totally fake. I guess they are so airbrushed they looked fake.
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:16 PM   #3
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My wife constantly has Food Network on...so you can't help but watch. My wife's a big Paula Deen fan.

Giada is certainly hot. I want to see Sandra Lee thrown into a wood chipper, just after Rachael Ray. They are both annoying as hell to me.

Bobby Flay is decent on the BBQ, but if you want to really learn proper BBQ mechanics, have to flip over to PBS and watch Barbeque U with Steven Raichlen. Emeril has his moments, and I do enjoy Alton and his techniques on showing you how and why to do things.
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Barbeque U with Steven Raichlen.
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Alton seems to make things really hard to do though.
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:33 PM   #6
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I believe the Rachel Ray FHM pics are at best disputed. There are numerous accounts of them being in FHM's April Fools issue. I'll eat abug if they are real. They don't just look fake they look bad fake.
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Not only that, Rachel looks WAY thicker than those pics show.
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Old 04-03-2006, 04:37 PM   #8
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omg, They are not fake!!!
and it was the october issue of 2003... she is alot thicker now
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray
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Honestly, I'm on the fence now, BUT Wikipedia is by no means the end all on definitions.
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http://www.slate.com/id/2122085/?nav=ais

Honestly, I'd trust this source. It looks like a news source.
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http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...ardly-matchup/

Actually pretty hilarious. And no, I did not weigh in.
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Old 04-03-2006, 09:56 PM   #13
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i have to admit, i've been a rachel ray fan forever (before she blew up!)... i kinda dig the thick italian thing she's got going on... she always gets tipsy on 40 dollars a day.

flay is the man on the grill... his steaks always look too good!
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i have to admit, i've been a rachel ray fan forever (before she blew up!)... i kinda dig the thick italian thing she's got going on... she always gets tipsy on 40 dollars a day.

flay is the man on the grill... his steaks always look too good!
The other Italian chick is hotter now (Giada De Laurentiis). Even though Ray will always have the girl next door thing going unless she continues to blow up. The average newly wed gains like 2-5 pounds in the first year of marriage. I also wonder how that chick gets tipsy off the 1 drink she has at the end of the show. They must be putting everclear in the margiritas she drinking. I'm gonna have to watch closely next time.

However the funniest thing I ever saw on Food Network was during Iron Chef. The announcer consider the chefs, one of which had over 20% BF if not more, athletes. The only athletes that can have over 20% BF and still be considered athletes are Lineman, Olympic Powerlifters, and David Wells.
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i have to admit, i've been a rachel ray fan forever (before she blew up!)... i kinda dig the thick italian thing she's got going on... she always gets tipsy on 40 dollars a day.

flay is the man on the grill... his steaks always look too good!
Basically it looks like everyone ON that channel loves to drink. Rachel gets totally shitty though.
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