Antwaan Randle-El Throws out opening pitch

[Monkeydad]

This topic reminds me of a joke...

The President and Mrs. Clinton were in the front row at a Yankees
game. The row behind them was taken up with Secret Service agents.
One of them leaned over and whispered in the President's ear. Mr.
Clinton paused, then grabbed Hillary by the scruff of the neck and
heaved her over the railing. She fell 10 feet to the top of the
dugout, screaming obscenities.

The President shook the hands of those near him and got high fives
all around.

The Secret Service agent leaned over again and whispered, "Mr.
President, I said it's time to throw out the first pitch."