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Old 05-05-2006, 10:14 AM   #1
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Would you go so far as to say that he bangs the soul out of her Grillz?
What soul? A woman must first sell her soul to the devil in order to get down with the Norris. In turn though, the devil must pay Chuck in souls for "roundhouse kick protection."
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:15 AM   #2
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HA! Nice. I guess it was that original roundhouse kick to the face of the devil that got him all scared.
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:34 AM   #3
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HA! Nice. I guess it was that original roundhouse kick to the face of the devil that got him all scared.
God sent Chuck to roundhouse kick Lucefor (I can't spell, I went to public school and a state college) out of heaven. He hit the ground so hard that he burst through Earth's core and created what we now call hell.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:19 PM   #4
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God sent Chuck to roundhouse kick Lucefor (I can't spell, I went to public school and a state college) out of heaven. He hit the ground so hard that he burst through Earth's core and created what we now call hell.
i missed that part of the Bible. must have been the Book of Norris.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:06 PM   #5
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
We went from microwaved broccoli to how Chuck Norris created Hell...awesome.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:17 PM   #6
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We went from microwaved broccoli to how Chuck Norris created Hell...awesome.
Bohnzie, you've known me for years, does this really suprise you?
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:41 PM   #7
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We went from microwaved broccoli to how Chuck Norris created Hell...awesome.
This thread is bloody brilliant. I hadn't checked it since like post #12, and I just came back to read up on it, and I laughed a little bit harder after every post. Eventually I was guffawing so loud that my cube neighbors were telling me to hush.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:19 PM   #8
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As far as hijacking threads go, I think this site is one of the best in the biz.
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As far as hijacking threads go, I think this site is one of the best in the biz.
isnt it amazing how everybody just goes along with it without missing a beat?



As if we were one mind
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:24 PM   #10
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isnt it amazing how everybody just goes along with it without missing a beat?



As if we were one mind
yeah it's pretty damn funny... to an outsider though they must be like, what in the hell is going on here?!
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yeah it's pretty damn funny... to an outsider though they must be like, what in the hell is going on here?!
Outsiders...pfft...that's what they get for trying to join a football site in the offseason...lol.
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Who's Chuck Norris?
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Who's Chuck Norris?
The creator of all things good and evil
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Who's Chuck Norris?
Poor guy.

A classic sign of a Chuck roundhouse to the head is loss of memory.
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Poor guy.

A classic sign of a Chuck roundhouse to the head is loss of memory.
that..... and also loss of life
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