Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy

[Dave Butz Baby!]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"