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06-15-2006, 11:14 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
I feel this is something that's similar to a Big Ben situation. You're expected to ACT a certain way for your bros or your hoes, but that doesn't mean if you act in the wrong way that people won't be disappointed. You're not "REQUIRED" to do anything, just simply encouraged.
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06-15-2006, 11:54 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
man, i leave work yesterday, this thread was only 40 or so posts in...
lots of catching up... i'll give the nod to whatever the final interpretation of Bros before Hoes is. My personal thought is anything preplanned, there is no excuse to break it for a Ho. If it's a phone call a day or 2 before to hang out, and said Bro calls because of Ho, then it's understandable, but doesn't have to be liked. Be prepared to take a shovel full of shit for it. but as Brud said...if said superhot chick slides up next to you at the beerpong table, and whispers in your ear about the nasty things she wants to do to you, by all means, take off...as long as said story is told at the next preplanned event. cannot limit a man's choice of beer with a man law...just can't be done. and yes, AMD refused to drink Busch...but would drink Natty Light, so figure that one out. and Man Law on the whole beer/food run deal..don't expect change "because it went to Jerry's Kids", and if you're not man enough to go along and help out, don't bitch if it's not exactly what you wanted. and Frozen Margaritas are only acceptible if a sidecar of more liquor is added or they are cheap...ie 2 bucks or less. again, if you want a cold lime flavored drink, get the damn thing over the rocks. the BSB deserves a night of drunken debotchery on vishskins upon his return... Next man law kinda goes along with the do onto others, Earl's Law, etc stuff Man Law: If a friend is thrown in the slammer, and calls you for bail, promptly go bail him out. The exception to this law is if the significant other's reaction will be chaos, destruction, and anarchy, at which point you first call significant other and say he was too drunk to drive home and is crashing with you, then go bail him out.
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06-15-2006, 12:06 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
MAN LAW: When you walk into a bathroom at a bar on a busy night and there are only 2 toilets (1 toilet 1 urinal) and both are being used, wait in the hall. Do not wait in the bathroom.
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06-15-2006, 12:09 PM
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06-15-2006, 12:12 PM
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06-15-2006, 12:13 PM
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Hail Raiser
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06-15-2006, 12:22 PM
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The Starter
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06-15-2006, 12:53 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
i left for about 15 hours and i got like 6 pages to catch up on.
amd, nice job noticing the seinfeld reference. make me an offer i cant refuse! |
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06-15-2006, 04:01 PM
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Yesterday I forgot to share a story on why I feel really strongly about not talking at a urinal (although I do break this from time to time at a sporting event, at least I ALWAYS keep my eyes forward).
About a month or two ago I was at a bar after a softball game and I needed to piss, so mosey on over to the smalles bathroom on the face of the Earth. This thing was so small that if someone was using one of the urinals and you needed to get by you would practically bump into him, so that was uncomfortable enough. Anywho, I'm taking a long awaited piss at the second stall, furthest from the door, so some old creepy drunk guy walks in. As soon as he whips it out and starts to go he quickly looks over at me and smiles. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to read the sports page tapped to the wall. So this guy says the strangest joke I've ever heard. I've stayed up atnight trying to figure it out, and now I think it's some DaVinci Code, CIA shit or something.... He says... "Two guys are jogging across the Golden Gate bridge when one guy says to the other, 'I've got to take a piss,' and he starts to go over the edge. The other guy is annoyed, but realizes that he has to go too, so he starts to go over the edge too. The first guy looks at his friend and says 'Man, this water is deep,' and the second guy responds, 'Yeah, and it's cold too!'" With that the creepy dude started to laugh hysterically. I ran out of the bathroom, pants around my ankles and tears running down my face! Ok, I made that last part up, but the rest is true. From now on, I will pretend I am alone while pissing no matter what. MAN LAW!
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06-15-2006, 04:47 PM
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It does bring to mind a similar experience I had just yesterday that also reinforced why this Man Law is so important. I was at work and had to take a piss so I head to the john and start doing my thing. This dude walks in who's in another department and I pass him in the hall maybe once or twice a week. Anyway, he comes in, takes the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO MINE (Man Law Violation #1), whips out his thing and starts going. I'm keeping my eyes straight ahead, occasionally glancing down to check the erosion status of the urinal cake, generally minding my own business and abiding by Man Law. I'm halfway done and the guy suddenly blurts out, "Hey" (Man Law Violation #2 for those keeping track at home). I grunt "eh" under my breath and stay focused on the urinal cake. He then continues, "So you look like you're in good shape, do you work out?" (Man Law Violation#3 - complimenting another man's physique) I was immediately jerked out of my focus on the eroding urinal cake and STOPPED PEEING MIDSTREAM. The General was so alarmed with homophobic fright that he retreated back inside my pants. Like AMD, it was all I could do not to cry on my way out of the bathroom, but I managed to keep my composure intact and utter nothing to the moron except "eh."
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06-15-2006, 05:14 PM
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06-16-2006, 08:09 AM
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Anyway, I think johnson jokes are definitely in and doesn't violate any man law rules. So I propose johnson jokes not be done away with. |
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06-16-2006, 09:44 AM
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06-15-2006, 04:05 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
it seems to me that alot of people are not up to speed on their bathroom etiquette.
parents, teach your children about these important subjects cause this is info that they need. |
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06-15-2006, 06:04 PM
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Has anyone else seen the movie "Waiting"? There are some pretty classic johnson jokes in that one. The whole showing your junk to another man and then mocking HIM for being a 'meat gazer' is hilarious.
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