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06-14-2006, 03:16 PM
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Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
I thought this would be fun.
By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genius' (sorry BrudLee), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own. Feel free to post man laws that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general man laws that apply everyday. For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this: A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time. or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together. So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin... |
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06-14-2006, 03:19 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-14-2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: When starting a damn thread, don't include words you don't know how to spell!!
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06-14-2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-14-2006, 03:25 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Someone brought this up in another thread.
Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.
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06-14-2006, 03:26 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: If you ever post a picture of yourself up here: wearing Jackie O' glasses, driving a Jetta, wearing capris, having a popped collars, aviators or being an overall douchebag, you give us full disrection to find you, smash aforementioned items into a small ball of shame and murder you with it Norris-style.
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06-14-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man law: bandwagon jumping is not allowed. if you say your a fan of a certain team but cant name more than 5 players on said team you should be flogged to death by a person of my choosing!
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06-14-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-14-2006, 03:29 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.
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06-14-2006, 03:32 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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 but seriously, you should have seen this thing, it was HUGE |
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06-14-2006, 03:33 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: dallas fans must know how to use punctuation, this means you D'BOYZ.
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06-14-2006, 03:33 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: Using a Z to replace an S does not make you look stylish. It makes you look like a douchebag, therefore you cannot post your picture ever.
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06-14-2006, 03:34 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-14-2006, 03:35 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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What if I post a pic of me looking like a douchebag
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude Last edited by ArtMonkDrillz; 06-14-2006 at 03:36 PM. Reason: I just remembered something, bastards |
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06-14-2006, 03:39 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
You read the warning.
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