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Old 06-23-2006, 11:24 AM   #1
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Ok, the Man Law thread has gotten way off track here.

So, who likes boobies?
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:27 AM   #2
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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:30 AM   #3
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An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:42 AM   #4
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An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.
I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:44 AM   #5
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I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.
Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.
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Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:39 AM   #7
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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.
you just described my perfect woman. do you know her?(red head right?)
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just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!
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This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.
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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!
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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!
A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
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A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?
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Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?
Or she's really, really flexible.
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A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Two in the bush? Stay away from those types. You're only asking for disappointment.
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or she just needs a good shave.


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