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Old 06-23-2006, 01:06 PM   #1
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

mmm cheesesteaks...

You might try a tablespoon of Metamucil within the next 15 minutes for optimal viscosity, lubrication and structural integrity.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:09 PM   #2
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mmm cheesesteaks...

You might try a tablespoon of Metamucil within the next 15 minutes for optimal viscosity, lubrication and structural integrity.
Viscosity, lubrication.....I don't know why, but this is funnier than hell!!!!!

Damn that shit is hillarious!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:49 PM   #3
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last day on the job, right mheisig?
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:50 PM   #4
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last day on the job, right mheisig?
Roger that! Bored as all get out too.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:51 PM   #5
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Roger that! Bored as all get out too.
take yourself out with an upperdecker!

when i leave my job, i'm taking one in all the toilets. kinda like markin your teritory!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:56 PM   #6
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There's really no way to do a top shelfer in this building. It's all like commercial grade toilets. I'd have to leave the log like on the toilet seat or behind the flush handle or something, and that's just too obvious.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:14 PM   #7
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I'm eating some Potbelly's with everything on it right now, and I can't wait to unleash in a little while. I think they call this sub The Wreck, because that's what you do to the can after you eating it.
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Just got back from enjoying a grilled stuft chicken burrito and spicy chicken taco from Taco Bell. To top it off, I stopped by Mickey D's and grabbed 2 apple turnovers. I like to treat myself on Fridays.
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Just got back from enjoying a grilled stuft chicken burrito and spicy chicken taco from Taco Bell. To top it off, I stopped by Mickey D's and grabbed 2 apple turnovers. I like to treat myself on Fridays.
Taco Bell is my vice of choice. I always get a Grande Soft Taco and Spicy Chicken Burrito.
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I don't get TMC's signature. It appears to have something to do with poo and virginity - is this a poke at me?
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I don't get TMC's signature. It appears to have something to do with poo and virginity - is this a poke at me?
Hey, I don't even get TMC!
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:17 PM   #12
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mmmmmmm potbelly's

I was out all last night and got home around 7. I had some pizza then from dominos and it was actually really good. I usually don't get pizza from dominos but maybe it was just the change that made it better.
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Tuna fish sandwich and pasta. Why the hell is my lunch so boring???
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Tuna fish sandwich and pasta. Why the hell is my lunch so boring???
some say the lunch reflects on the person.

I am eating ice cream right now, cookies and cream ofcourse.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:22 PM   #15
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some say the lunch reflects on the person.

I am eating ice cream right now, cookies and cream ofcourse.
I don't know what a lunch of ice cream says about you, but I'm guessing it's not good.

MY lunch is healthy. Given that I'll be doing pushups, pullups and running 6 miles a day for the next 6 months, I can't afford to be subsisting on cheesesteak subs and ice cream.
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