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Old 06-23-2006, 01:56 PM   #1
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Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:58 PM   #2
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Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.
Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:05 PM   #3
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Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.
Yes, this Man Law was enacted/passed on the first page I believe.
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Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again.
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I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time.

I want boobies.
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I don't see any boobies...
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She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston...






...but with way bigger tits!
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited
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the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited
The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.
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The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.
We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.
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We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.
Really? I don't remember...

I'm still pissed at TMC's lack of pictures. Just appaling.

TMC, don't make me make GIGity take your man card away. It isn't pretty, trust me. You get it back parcel post and you pay delivery.
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http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertai...pics/three.jpg

She's way hotter now (and apparently has grown new breasts). Not safe for work.
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This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool!
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This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool!
That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".
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