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Old 06-23-2006, 02:28 PM   #1
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That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".
you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:29 PM   #2
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you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.
No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:31 PM   #3
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No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?
I just want attention. Maybe I should claim that Chris Henry and the Duke lax team assaulted me.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:25 PM   #4
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I don't want a club coming anywhere near my meat.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:26 PM   #5
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Unless it's a strip club.
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But Katherine McPhee's 41-year old boyfriend is perfectly ok?
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He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.
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He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.
I'm assuming he has a thing for Lefty, as you've said Righty is ass-ugly.
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I'm assuming he has a thing for Lefty, as you've said Righty is ass-ugly.
They come as a pair.
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They come as a pair.
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Was that no PWND intended or pun intended??
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