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Old 06-23-2006, 05:41 PM   #1
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thats what i'm talking about. you can come to the party if you want, but dont bring grillz unless he appologizes
The extra P is for "please forgive my actions"
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:23 PM   #2
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thats what i'm talking about. you can come to the party if you want, but dont bring grillz unless he appologizes
Woohoo! Party invite. I feel like I belong. And AMD doesn't.
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:42 PM   #3
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Hooray! I'll have 2 beers in your honor in the next 15 minutes.
putting me to shame, but I'm a marathon drinker not a sprinter
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:39 PM   #4
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opening my 3rd beer so far...
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:44 PM   #5
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i know that i will be breaking a man law but, be safe and have a good weekend. i catch you all on monday while you are workin and i'm still drinking.
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:47 PM   #6
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i know that i will be breaking a man law but, be safe and have a good weekend. i catch you all on monday while you are workin and i'm still drinking.
I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR!
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:51 PM   #7
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I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR!
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I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR!
Seriously, the man-quotient has been drastically lowered in the past few hours.

Heed Grillz' words, gigity, I don't want to hear another story on Tuesday about your kid tapping you on your shoulder while your ge...oh god, not again, it's all coming back!

Anyway, I'm out of here too. May not here from me for...well, who knows. We'll see how the first week at the Academy goes.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:18 PM   #9
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MAN LAW - If your recently widowed neighbor's basement starts to flood you go over and help even if you have no idea what to do. Luckily for us, my dad builds houses and just so happened to have a new sump pump in his truck so we took care of the problem pretty quick.

I feel like a true knight right now.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:41 PM   #10
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MAN LAW - If your recently widowed neighbor's basement starts to flood you go over and help even if you have no idea what to do. Luckily for us, my dad builds houses and just so happened to have a new sump pump in his truck so we took care of the problem pretty quick.

I feel like a true knight right now.
MAN LAW-all men must aknowledge that sun pumps are freaking sweet
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #11
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MAN LAW-all men must aknowledge that sun pumps are freaking sweet
My room is in the basement, so I pray that it stays strong and that the power doesn't go out to cut it off.
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Here it is, firstdown!
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:09 PM   #13
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Here it is, firstdown!
I'm obviously much more lazy than you 724.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:06 PM   #14
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

When putting together a new item the first thing a real man does is throw away the directions.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:11 PM   #15
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Real men don't rate a job by how lnong it will take but how many six packs it will take to complete the project. A good example would be. "That grill was so big it took us two cases to put it together".
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