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Old 06-14-2006, 04:57 PM   #1
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I don't know what it is, but I cannot stomach Yuengling - that stuff makes me want to hurl. I can handle anything else.

Bass Pale Ale sucks in my opinion too...tastes like someone pissed in a can, added alot of water and let it brew in the sun for a couple of days.
Dude, are you serious? Me and Yuengling make sweet love for hours everyday after...oh..about 6 or 6:30.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:59 PM   #2
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Dude, are you serious? Me and Yuengling make sweet love for hours everyday after...oh..about 6 or 6:30.
Yeah no idea what it is. Everyone I know loves it. Normally I have a stomach of steel, I can drink draino and not have a problem, but the Yuengling just doesn't taste good to me.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:03 PM   #3
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Yeah no idea what it is. Everyone I know loves it. Normally I have a stomach of steel, I can drink draino and not have a problem, but the Yuengling just doesn't taste good to me.
You know at first I actually detested it too. I don't what clicked or when.

Perhaps one day the bartender accidently served me the wrong beer while I was talking to a hot babe sitting next to me, and to avoid looking like a bitch and asking him for the beer of my preference I stomached that shit....the rest is history, I guess.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:52 PM   #4
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Man Law: No using the term "I'm signing off" or "I'll chat with you guys tomorrow" when leaving a Warpath forum for the day. Just freakin' leave!
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Man Law: No using the term "I'm signing off" or "I'll chat with you guys tomorrow" when leaving a Warpath forum for the day. Just freakin' leave!
Man Law!

Saying goodbye online is for girls.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:57 PM   #6
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Since I'm ot working tomorrow (not that I do much when I'm there anyways), I think I'll have a beer right now. MAN LAW
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:02 PM   #7
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Since I'm ot working tomorrow (not that I do much when I'm there anyways), I think I'll have a beer right now. MAN LAW
drink one for me brother, i'll be at work for a while yet
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:04 PM   #8
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drink one for me brother, i'll be at work for a while yet
and I've been home for an hour. My job is so easy, no wonder I get paid like shit and still live with the rents.
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simply

Bros before hoes.
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simply

Bros before hoes.
I vote no.

Sounds too gay.
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I vote no.

Sounds too gay.
You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.
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You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.
I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
I've got to agree with you here. Unless its a friend you haven't seen in awhile and they're leaving the next day or some shit, go for the hoe, the bros can wait a night. Just don't make a habit of it.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
perhaps we should put it to a vote.


the woman will always be available later and if not we all have our late night booty calls that we dont tell our friends about cause she might not be all that but the booty is always willing.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
urban dictionary defines it as
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1.bros before hoes136 up, 10 downThe unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
Even used my poker situation.


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Now this is situational but it most commonly refers to someone breaking plans with their friends to hang out with some girl and that doesn't fly. Now if sex is involved an ammendment can be made but here is a prime example of a violation of bros before hoes and the consequences http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774.
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