Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[mheisig]

Sorry, but if my regular girlfriend were Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansen, I'd tell the bros to F off. Then I'd buy new friends with the money from my incredibly hot and rich girlfriend.

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Sorry, but if my regular girlfriend were Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansen, I'd tell the bros to F off. Then I'd buy new friends with the money from my incredibly hot and rich girlfriend.

This debate is worth it for its significance and I am sure we will come out with a law worthy of man law.

I know you were joking but we must make this perfect. See if my friend was going out with Jessica alba it would be OK for a couple weeks. After that she is his girlfriend and that is what bros before hoes was made for. HE can't break plans with us over and over regardless if we vote she is extraordinarly hot. We won't change our minds about that so he can't just get out everytime. It must have significance. Lets say it is past the first two weeks and she is his girl, I would not mind as much if he is just about to seal the deal. I would rather use this clause in that situation than during the first two weeks because this situtation holds more significance. Bros before hoes is for all those that lose friends because they only want to do shit with their girls and that doesn't fly. And like the article said, when jessica alba dumps his sorry ass he is left with no one. He has betrayed his friends for months and has no girl. This law protects the original bro as much as his bros. Girls come and go but friends are there for the long haul.