Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

I still think we need to capsulize bros before hoes into a man law. Lots of back and forth, really good stuff mind you, but no man law was enacted. Or was there?

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well said. I think in general sex with chicks trumps time with guys pretty much all the time. Possible exceptions are sideline tickets to a 'Skins game. However, should Jessica Alba/Scarlet Johansen become available, the escape clause can be activated even in the event of sideline 'Skins tickets.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

There needs to be clarification with that law. If my buddies are having a drinking night and my fiancee is promising me nookie, I'm going to do my best to get both, but if I DO have to make a choice, I'm picking tang any day of the week.

Well...the man law is bros before hoes, I wouldn't put one's fiance in that category, per se.