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Old 06-15-2006, 12:12 PM   #1
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Is pissing in the sink ok?

Maybe that's just a college thing.
No, that's not a college thing I did this at home last night.
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:13 PM   #2
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No, that's not a college thing I did this at home last night.
LOL at home?

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Old 06-15-2006, 12:18 PM   #3
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Just make sure to squirt a little soap in the sink afterwards and it's all good.

Depending on the height of the sink it can be difficult for those of "small stature." Fortunately I'm built like a hose so reaching a high sink with my johnson has never been a problem.
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:36 PM   #4
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Just make sure to squirt a little soap in the sink afterwards and it's all good.

Depending on the height of the sink it can be difficult for those of "small stature." Fortunately I'm built like a hose so reaching a high sink with my johnson has never been a problem.
Man Law: no describing the size of a mans johnson to another man. this law also covers the so called "shrinkage" factor
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:48 PM   #5
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Man Law: no describing the size of a mans johnson to another man. this law also covers the so called "shrinkage" factor
But that's such a time-honored tradition! I can't even brag about my OWN johnson?
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But that's such a time-honored tradition! I can't even brag about my OWN johnson?
NO! not to another man. we are not in high school anymore.we dont care about how big or small you may be. that info does not serve a purpose.
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NO! not to another man. we are not in high school anymore.we dont care about how big or small you may be. that info does not serve a purpose.
Fine. I still think johnson size jokes are a hoot.
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:22 PM   #8
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No, that's not a college thing I did this at home last night.
Who are you the polygamist grandfather (Frank Harlow) from HBO's Big Love
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MAN LAW: No pissing in another persons home sink.
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MAN LAW: No pissing in another persons home sink.
But what if I really gotta go and the bathroom is full or too far away???
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But what if I really gotta go and the bathroom is full or too far away???
Go outside.
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What if it's cold and I get shrinkage?
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