Need a ringtone, its too damn hard

[mheisig]

Maybe I'm just a grumpy ol' codger, but why can't I have a small, simple cellphone that's the size of a Bluetooth headset?? I want the ENTIRE damn phone to be JUST the headset. Voice dialing works fine so I don't need buttons, just turn it on and say a name or number. Simple as that.

I say leave the MP3 ringtones/broadband video/internet access/email/datebook/notepads/animated/singing/jack off assistant cellphone to the teenyboppers.

If you need the business functions in a small portable format, get a Blackberry or Treo. Watching video on a 1" screen is a joke, and if I hear the Pussycat Dolls play one more time when a phone rings, I swear I'm gonna snap.