Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.

And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.

Nice name, I think that should be the offical title for this Man Law.
My dad's story ended with him having to call a cleaning company and personally buy new floor mats for a new homeowner after one of his contract workers did the unthinkable in a person's brand new home. No wonder my padre always wins customer service awards, I would have laughed at the lady and told her just to tape off that bathroom and pretend nothing ever happened.