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Old 06-16-2006, 11:19 AM   #11
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz
Here's a new man law based on a horrible story my dad told me last night

MAN LAW: If you take a massive dump in another person's home, clean up after yourself. That includes the bowl, the seat, the floor, the floor mats, the walls, or where ever else you may have tainted. Seriously, that shit it gross, especially if you're in the other person's house to do work on their AC unit!
You can break this rule only if the person is a mortal enemy and you happen to be dumping in his house.
And how. If you gotta' reach yer mitts into the toilet and scrub the stains off, then you better do it.

I prefer to call that the "Nature Hike Rule". Leave things undisturbed and it just how you found it.
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