Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[724Skinsfan]

WWVVCD = What Would a Vince Vaughn Character Do?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

WWVVCD = What Would a Vince Vaughn Character Do?

"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is wife! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is wife! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.

AND SHE WON'T EVEN ENJOY IT!! Last year, when we were drinking with Gmanc, my fiancee got so drunk she was throwing up in the parking lot. Classy.

She does get pumped up for the games, but most chicks don't get as fired up as true fans do.

[724Skinsfan]

All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

I agree, even though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to help some random girl get a green card or something.

[mheisig]

I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.

Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.

However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.

Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.

Dammit.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is wife! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.

most women i know get tired of going to the games with the guys. maybe she doesn't even like football.