Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[724Skinsfan]

All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

I agree, even though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to help some random girl get a green card or something.

[mheisig]

I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.

Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.

However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.

Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.

Dammit.