F...Returning to work after vacation!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It's kind of sad that because of work I don't get to have the kind of memories I used to have. One of my favorite memories and it's so lame, is I went with some friends during a college summer to this gas station right next to the river. We got a case of beer and sat there and drank it right before the sun went down and proceeded to hop in and swim until midnight.

Tocuhing story, but no one wants to hear about the time you skinny dipped with another guy.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Who said they were guys?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Who said they were guys?

Nice.

And Saden, I guess I did say work, but those two examples are more of activities that I would enjoy but just happen to get paid for enjoying them, so, while they would be work, they would not be a job per se.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I'll always be working somehow. It's like when you retire you're just waiting to die. Hence, the reason I haven't invested in a retirement plan yet. I want that money UP FRONT while I'm young and can enjoy it. Nothing sucks more than taking one of those guided motorcoach tours of Europe when you're freakin' 80+. I want to go now, on my own terms and for an undetermined amount of time.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

The only out-of-work jobs girls should do is blow. Both kinds.

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

The only out-of-work jobs girls should do is blow. Both kinds.

One of those kinds is still a "job"!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

The other one could be too.

[gibbsisgod]

if we didnt have to go to work we couldn't do like this guy

Compelling Explanations

An Iowa tribunal turned down Chris T. Coppinger's demand for unemployment benefits in May, following his firing from a charitable fund-raising company in Davenport for various alleged indiscretions. Among the company's charges was that Coppinger had had sex on top of his desk with a co-worker, but Coppinger argued that that should not be a terminating offense, since many other company employees had had sex on his desk, too. [Des Moines Register, 5-15-06]

[dmek25]

amd, i want to work there

[ArtMonkDrillz]

'PC LOAD LETTER,' what the f*ck does that mean?!?!?

[BDBohnzie]

It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

This is a horrible idea. HORRIBLE.

[BDBohnzie]

"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

"Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me."

Bohnzie, I would like to take this chance to thank you for introducing me to Office Space back when I was just a lowly college freshman. Not only did I enjoy the movie but I also very much enjoyed the Bill Lumberg drinking game that I was forced to play.
You, sir, are alright in my book!

[BDBohnzie]

Anything I can do to corrupt America's Youth, I'm usually first in line to do so.