Drunk Tales

[BDBohnzie]

as a founding father of my and AMD's fraternity chapter, we had a chartering banquet to celebrate becoming a full fledged chapter. the after party was at a hotel on the other side of town from campus.

i figured champagne would be an appropriate drink for the evening. so after hanging out, drinking a magnum and a half later, with a few Coronas, a few shots of Jack and a fat cigar mixed in, a few of us head over to Denny's for some grub. after a huge plate of the greasiest (not greazy) food ever and stealing several juice carafes, I head back to my hotel room to find out that the hotel staff is not too happy with us, and that we better be quiet. this is 4am, 4:30, i'm hugging the toilet...

i startle myself awake at 11am, check out time. stumble out of bed with the worst headache ever. the drive felt like the longest drive ever, even though it was 5 minutes. and i crawl into bed and sleep the day away.

moral of the story: champagne hangovers suck ass

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

after a huge plate of the greasiest (not greazy) food ever and stealing several juice carafes, I head back to my hotel room to find out that the hotel staff is not too happy with us, and that we better be quiet. this is 4am, 4:30, i'm hugging the toilet...

Thank you for pointing out that it was greasy and not greazy, very big difference. Wine and Champaign hangovers really are the worst.

Also the part about "hugging the toilet" reminded me of something funny. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a friend's place sophomore year and I started to feel sick, so I went into the bathroom for some alone time with the toilet. About 10 minutes later I walk out of the bathroom and my lip is all bloody and swollen. Naturally, my friends ask me what the hell happened and I come back with "I got into a fight with the toilet and it kicked my ass!" What happened was, I was leaning over it with my head resting on my hand and I passed out and hit my mouth on the rim of the bowl( :vomit: ), which woke me up right away. I was too drunk to realize that I had a busted up lip so I just went back out into the party like it was nothing.

[724Skinsfan]

I remember being so drunk once that when I went to the bathroom to puke I forgot to bend over or kneel. I just stood over the toilet and puked standing up. I sprayed vomit all over the toilet's exterior and behind, on the toilet paper roll and side of the sink cabinet. I guess at the time I didn't think it was too bad because I remember wiping some of it up. My friend woke me the next morning and said that it looked like someone exploded in his bathroom. I take a look and it was like some horror movie scene. HAHA or better yet "The Worst Bathroom In England" from Trainspotting.