Drunk Tales

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

after a huge plate of the greasiest (not greazy) food ever and stealing several juice carafes, I head back to my hotel room to find out that the hotel staff is not too happy with us, and that we better be quiet. this is 4am, 4:30, i'm hugging the toilet...

Thank you for pointing out that it was greasy and not greazy, very big difference. Wine and Champaign hangovers really are the worst.

Also the part about "hugging the toilet" reminded me of something funny. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a friend's place sophomore year and I started to feel sick, so I went into the bathroom for some alone time with the toilet. About 10 minutes later I walk out of the bathroom and my lip is all bloody and swollen. Naturally, my friends ask me what the hell happened and I come back with "I got into a fight with the toilet and it kicked my ass!" What happened was, I was leaning over it with my head resting on my hand and I passed out and hit my mouth on the rim of the bowl( :vomit: ), which woke me up right away. I was too drunk to realize that I had a busted up lip so I just went back out into the party like it was nothing.