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07-11-2006, 02:42 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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Re: Something Nice to read,
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Crowded elevator smells different to midget. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned. Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end. Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who streaks is unsuited for his work. Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground. Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. All men eat, but Fu Man Chu. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end. |
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07-11-2006, 02:43 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 45
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Re: Something Nice to read,
i really miss football
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07-11-2006, 02:45 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: Something Nice to read,
And don't forget...
Man who screw woman on ground get peace on earth.
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07-11-2006, 02:52 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
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Re: Something Nice to read,
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07-11-2006, 05:49 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 13,988
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Re: Something Nice to read,
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07-11-2006, 05:50 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 13,988
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Re: Something Nice to read,
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07-11-2006, 08:12 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: chesapeake,va.
Posts: 2,160
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Re: Something Nice to read,
man who falls asleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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07-11-2006, 08:14 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 45
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Re: Something Nice to read,
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07-12-2006, 03:10 PM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Virginia Beach
Age: 50
Posts: 5,311
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Re: Something Nice to read,
I can't believe this one didn't make it through:
Man who farts in church sits in own pew. |
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07-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
Posts: 8,029
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Re: Something Nice to read,
My only words of wisdom are the following:
"It's easy to grin when your ship sails in, and you've got the stock market beat! But the man worth-while is the man you can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat!"
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude |
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07-12-2006, 06:02 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
Posts: 17,460
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Re: Something Nice to read,
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog. What's great for a snack And fits on your back It's log, log, log! It's lo-og, lo-og, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's lo-og, lo-og, It's better than bad, it's good. Everyone wants a log, You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log, Everyone needs a log... BY BLAMMO |
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07-12-2006, 06:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
Posts: 8,029
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Re: Something Nice to read,
Wow, a Ren & Stimpy reference. You, sir, have impressed me.
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