John Hall update on Redskins.com

Monkeydad · 07-28-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by murphy196

Honestly, if he was trying to mack on someone out there, it sure as hell wasn't the chick. That dude is gayer than gay it self! I love the Skins, but if he's not gay there is no such thing. Watch his mannerisms.

No, that was Jeff Garcia you were watching.

Hail2theskins · 07-28-2006, 11:20 AM

hahaha, wanna come over and watch a movie... its the perfect line, it cant backfire... man the first ten minutes of my movie collection are awesome, cant say how many of them end....

Manusky91 · 07-28-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

hahaha, wanna come over and watch a movie... its the perfect line, it cant backfire... man the first ten minutes of my movie collection are awesome, cant say how many of them end....

Ah, it's great to see wisdom past on to the youngins.

Now Hail2theskins, if you go to WVU (big time party school), please go break off a piece of strange with your new line. And give her a shot for all us married guys.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 11:33 AM

Make sure she calls you "Malcolm".

Hail2theskins · 07-28-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Make sure she calls you "Malcolm".

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,

which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

BDBohnzie · 07-28-2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,

which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

ahhh yes, the old walk of shame. freshman year, a guy down the hall used to turn on the death march if he saw some chick leaving the dorm to go across the quad back to her own.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

hahahaha will do... sorry to say though, i have used the line before and it does usually end with an ackward wake up or relentless pushing her out the door in the middle of the night, why do they always want to stay over? i mean i dont want them there i want to sleep or continue boozing,

which brings me to my next point... i love sluts

I love sluts too. I just can't touch.

Yeah, when I dig out my fiancee, she's always wanting to stay over and I'm like GODDAMN BITCH, go make me a sandwich and get me a beer, and clean the kitchen while you're at it.

Hail2theskins · 07-28-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I love sluts too. I just can't touch.

Yeah, when I dig out my fiancee, she's always wanting to stay over and I'm like GODDAMN BITCH, go make me a sandwich and get me a beer, and clean the kitchen while you're at it.

hahahahaha brilliant

12thMan · 07-28-2006, 01:31 PM

damn, how'd let this conversation slip by me??

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 01:35 PM

Yup, usually you're all over it Keith.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:32 PM

Too bad we bought the house together.

It's OK, she can just live in the french maid outfit I bought for her.

Hail2theskins · 07-28-2006, 03:47 PM

NEW HOUSE RULE: if you want to spend the night after the unspoken agreement of one night stand, you must clean the house the next morning, wearing the french maid outfit provided for you, if you do not fit in the outfit i provide, then you should try and leave before i wake up and never return

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:48 PM

Also, if you do not fit into the outfit you provide, you as the homeowner must realize to not drink so much your beer goggles are that thick.

Hail2theskins · 07-28-2006, 03:49 PM

i mean, fat girls need lovin too, it just costs them money... or in this case, picking up my bar tab

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-28-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hail2theskins

i mean, fat girls need lovin too, it just costs them money... or in this case, picking up my bar tab

We've had this discussion ad nauseum before, but honestly I'll take a girl with a little bit of a gut if she's curvy in all the right places.

07-28-2006, 11:20 AM	#2
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 40 Posts: 488	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com hahaha, wanna come over and watch a movie... its the perfect line, it cant backfire... man the first ten minutes of my movie collection are awesome, cant say how many of them end.... __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

07-28-2006, 11:33 AM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com Make sure she calls you "Malcolm". __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 01:31 PM	#9
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com damn, how'd let this conversation slip by me??

07-28-2006, 01:35 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com Yup, usually you're all over it Keith. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:32 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com Too bad we bought the house together. It's OK, she can just live in the french maid outfit I bought for her. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:47 PM	#12
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 40 Posts: 488	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com NEW HOUSE RULE: if you want to spend the night after the unspoken agreement of one night stand, you must clean the house the next morning, wearing the french maid outfit provided for you, if you do not fit in the outfit i provide, then you should try and leave before i wake up and never return __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

07-28-2006, 03:48 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com Also, if you do not fit into the outfit you provide, you as the homeowner must realize to not drink so much your beer goggles are that thick. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-28-2006, 03:49 PM	#14
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 40 Posts: 488	Re: John Hall update on Redskins.com i mean, fat girls need lovin too, it just costs them money... or in this case, picking up my bar tab __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

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