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8 | 27.59% |
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10 | 34.48% |
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07-31-2006, 11:48 AM
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
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07-31-2006, 12:02 PM
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
The Meeting
Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun]. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?" "Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].
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07-31-2006, 12:05 PM
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
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To sum up: TO sux!
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07-31-2006, 12:09 PM
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07-31-2006, 03:14 PM
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08-01-2006, 12:52 AM
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07-31-2006, 01:21 PM
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
The Meeting
Midway through the season, after another consecutive loss Bill "The Coochie-smell" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his sphinctor of solitude. This was the sexual rendezvous that the whole country had been predicting for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Rice Krispie Treats. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) f-ing douchebag all season, what's the deal?" "Well Cooch, I just feel like my asshole is all swollen. I played like a(n) stupid asshole in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge ding dong. I can bring this team to the Gay Pride March if the team will just cornhole me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are jerking this already! The team is flaming and you have 0 touchdowns. If I didn't have huge man-tits I'd cornhole your ass to the moon right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) f-ing douchebag but old Jerry "The Rob Schneider" Jones just had to violate you! Now I'm done with you until I take a shit at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't use nunchukus with out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so you have to roll with it. This will be a real 80s flashback-type second half of the season if I'm eating pizza. Get me the and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could make out with Roy Williams to listen to some N'Sync.. Got...tired...too...many...blanks.
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07-31-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
The Meeting
Midway through the season, after another unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)loss Bill "The Reach-Around" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his Dungeon of Despair. This was the second time that the whole roll of anal floss had been set aside for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism all season, what's the deal?" "Well Rat, I just feel like my self-centered ego is all I've got. I played like a(n) limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge chocolate starfish. I can bring this team to the brink of hell if the team will just deny me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are mouthing off to the press about this already! The team is nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins and you have 30 touchdowns. If I didn't have an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill I'd felch your ass to the nearest pet store right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) easy lay but old Jerry "The Do I Look Younger Now?" Jones just had to pay top dollar for you! Now I'm in love with you until I quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't grow up with out the knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead, so you have to put up with me and deal with it. This will be a real rat smelling type of second half of the season if I'm back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB. Get me the and I'll take you to the limit in February. Otherwise, you can Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Gunbarrels!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could bitterly complain to the media with Roy Williams to try to get some more disrespect from the general public.. AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way!
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