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| View Poll Results: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer? | |||
| Insightful, wise GTripp0012 |
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8 | 27.59% |
| Racist filthmonger GTripp012 |
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11 | 37.93% |
| G who? |
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10 | 34.48% |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 43
Posts: 8,029
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
The Meeting
Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun]. "Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?" "Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth." "T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!" "Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!" With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].
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