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08-02-2006, 02:33 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
sorry, that was almost ?3-esque. I should have linked to the story, but I'm pretty lazy.
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08-02-2006, 02:38 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
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08-02-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
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08-02-2006, 02:38 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
Just submitted it to Collegehumor.com I'll give you props if they post it.
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08-02-2006, 03:37 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
sweet
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08-02-2006, 02:45 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
haha, first, submitted what to college humor?
second, sorry about that, I read it the other day but I was doing something (probably searching for porn) and couldn't respond right away. Then I forgot because I'm an ass. now I need to go change my rag.
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08-02-2006, 02:46 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
Submitted the "soggy balls" article. Also check IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for some bodacious Jessica Simpson pics.
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08-02-2006, 03:23 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
Okay guys you decide: poop story or porn story?
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08-02-2006, 03:26 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
I prefer porn.
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08-02-2006, 03:26 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
And aren't they the same sometimes?!
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08-02-2006, 03:27 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
seriously, both please
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08-02-2006, 03:28 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
German schieza. Here we come.
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08-03-2006, 11:31 AM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
my feeble attempt
Sarah had just closed her [piehole] after [screaming] because she had a [rather large] [dildo shoved in her anus] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [WHAMMO!] from across the hall. "What the [Sweet Lincoln's mullet] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door. From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [iron lung], which was filled with [ass shaking prostitutes] [spewing] [diet cherry cola]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [flopped] a [nut straight] and it shattered into [742] pieces. Everyone was just [getting totally wasted] and carrying on. Sarah said to the [perverse] group, "would you all [butter] up?!? I have a [corn cob] [fetish] in the morning and I really need to [practice]. If you all don't [lather up] right now I'll [finger bang] the [town sheep] and he'll [bahhhh] you all up for [spelunking]!" With that, everyone just [winked] at Sarah and went back to [their orgy]. One [well hung] guy came up to Sarah and [licked] her [titty ball] and said, "Hey, [man] up and [suck] a [dick]. We're just having a [good to go] time, you should [join] us." Since she didn't want to be a [preggo] all her life, Sarah decided to [eat] the [vertical smile]. In the morning she was too [wasted] to take her [tampon out] and she ended up [flying] out of [Lincoln, NE]. Now she works as a [truancy officer] [diving in dumpsters] for [half eaten cheeseburgers]. Remember kids, [dip] in [the golden crotch] so you can get a [gooey] [mess].
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08-03-2006, 11:33 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
WOW. That's the most graphic one yet. I'm huge fan of the spewing diet cherry cola part.
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08-07-2006, 01:54 PM
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
Here's a new one, and it might be more fan-friendly.
"Listening to 724 complain about the length of {adjective} {noun} is like listening to a {profession} complain about {gerund} {adjective} {plural nouns}."
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