WTF do we ever get any respect?

[Silverfox]

Sooo let's review the bidding:
Starting with the [COWPUKES
They have TO - absolutely the best wr in the NFL (despite all his "issues")
They have Bledsoe - a veteran QB who is accurate and can throw 2 balls at once (we have to get one to Glenn don't we?)
and They have a new defensive scheme, the 3-4, that will be the best in the NFL
and They have Parcells (I think we ought to go home now).
Next the NYShrimps
Well they have LaVar!! Now I know it's time to go home. And to help LA whenever he takes a knee-break, they have another Manning and a Shock.
Finally, the BEAGLES
Donovan is back(?) - that's all they need.

Is there any wonder why the 'Skins are last?
I hope I didn't waste everyones time with the tongue-in-cheek.
We just needed to lighten up a bit.