Can't standup at FedEx?

[RiggoRules]

The bottom line of how to act is very simple:

Show some fucking respect.

This isn't baseball. This is an emotional game. Home field advantage needs to be huge. We need energy from the home crowd. Sitting on your ass doesn't do it.

That said, being a drunk fucking asshole doesn't do it either. Fighting in the stands doesn't do it. Making it an unsafe place that is not the kind of environment people can take their kids to doesn't do it. Show some fucking respect.

In other words, even if you are a cocksucking Eagles fan with a serious alchohol problem and a long criminal record, show some fucking respect in our house.

If you are a wine sipping, uptight lawyer who wants to just quietly sit and watch the game and debate the merits of the latest FCC ruling with your client, show some fucking respect for those who want to bring some serious juice to the game.

If you are a true fan, completely jacked for the game and you are surrounded by a bunch of lame wimps wearing sport coats to cover the broom stick they have implanted in their asses, do what you can to make noise, but show some fucking respect.