Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread"

SmootSmack · 09-22-2006, 09:13 AM

Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of wrapping up a roast with a few kind of words? Sigh...And remember Sheriff Gonna Getcha is a moderator (he's a lawyer too!) and so is Crazy Canuck (he's freakin' Canadian)

BigRed · 09-22-2006, 09:19 AM

You know... I couldn't remember all of the mods and there is no good place that I was able to easily find for a list. So I just used a few threads I've read recently with a quick scan through. So apologies to the mods I left out. Though lawyers and Canadians have plenty of jokes of their own! (Lawyers have "penile codes" and Canadians have "mounties".) Hahaha... those funny Canadians!

BigRed · 09-22-2006, 09:20 AM

As for kind words... I wouldn't be here lurking as much as I do if I didn't like and respect everyone here. I even have a link to this site on my own personal webpage!

Summo · 09-22-2006, 10:12 AM

Big Red i think the arictocrat post was the funniest I ever read here, I'm just pissed I wasn't involved. Perhaps I could have used my cock as a football ramrod or something.

JoeRedskin · 09-22-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Summo

Perhaps I could have used my cock as a football ramrod or something.

Well, perhaps as the needle used to inflate the football.

BigRed · 09-22-2006, 10:41 AM

Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters...

Or I can just roast the forgotten individually:

Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out.

But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

BigRed · 09-22-2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Well, perhaps as the needle used to inflate the football.

Hahaha! BURN!

SmootSmack · 09-22-2006, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRed

Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...)

Some of the roles need to be updated, but here's the list

http://www.thewarpath.net/showgroups.php

BDBohnzie · 09-22-2006, 10:57 AM

no way anyone's gonna top thewarpath aristocrats...so why even try?

Monkeydad · 09-22-2006, 11:48 AM

I won't say anything bad about the mods. I'll let the image search results for "mods" do the talking:

Monkeydad · 09-22-2006, 11:49 AM

What are they doing!?!?!?

hooskins · 09-22-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

What are they doing!?!?!?

Didn't you guys know that holding someone up by their balls and ass is the best way to get a rugby ball from the air?

Southpaw · 09-22-2006, 03:11 PM

I was going to attempt to roast Matty, but I just can't think of anything. I mean, how can you possibly roast someone who always has wonderful thoughts to add, AND is right all the time!?!

Like this one time a couple years ago, someone had written out a four paragraph post about why Ramsey should be the starter. Matty responded with "Ramsey sucks! Nuff said.", and half a dozen members(myself included) responded with stuff like "HAhAHa!, jOo R sO riTe mAtTY!" and "Ooooo... burn" and "I agree with Matty". I mean, how are you supposed to roast someone with that kind of insight? In fact, I'm getting T-Shirts made for like minded members like myself, that say "Matty Ball Washer's Club". Let me know if you're interested.

Kind words, hmmm... Matty, I like your website.

joecrisp · 09-23-2006, 11:54 AM

I think there was entirely too much interaction between myself and BrudLee in the Aristocrats post.

Besides, MattyK72 is more my type. He's got such an enormous...

EGO!

hooskins · 09-23-2006, 12:41 PM

Another joecrisp siting? Wow, thats two times this year, his ppd is going up like crazy

09-22-2006, 09:13 AM	#46
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of wrapping up a roast with a few kind of words? Sigh...And remember Sheriff Gonna Getcha is a moderator (he's a lawyer too!) and so is Crazy Canuck (he's freakin' Canadian) __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

09-22-2006, 09:19 AM	#47
BigRed Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 51 Posts: 67	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" You know... I couldn't remember all of the mods and there is no good place that I was able to easily find for a list. So I just used a few threads I've read recently with a quick scan through. So apologies to the mods I left out. Though lawyers and Canadians have plenty of jokes of their own! (Lawyers have "penile codes" and Canadians have "mounties".) Hahaha... those funny Canadians!

09-22-2006, 09:20 AM	#48
BigRed Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 51 Posts: 67	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" As for kind words... I wouldn't be here lurking as much as I do if I didn't like and respect everyone here. I even have a link to this site on my own personal webpage!

09-22-2006, 10:12 AM	#49
Summo The Bringer of Digital Bling Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Lindenhurst NY Age: 55 Posts: 893	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" Big Red i think the arictocrat post was the funniest I ever read here, I'm just pissed I wasn't involved. Perhaps I could have used my cock as a football ramrod or something.

09-22-2006, 10:41 AM	#51
BigRed Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 51 Posts: 67	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters... Or I can just roast the forgotten individually: Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!" Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out. But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

09-22-2006, 10:57 AM	#54
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" no way anyone's gonna top thewarpath aristocrats...so why even try? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

09-22-2006, 11:48 AM	#55
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 47 Posts: 17,460	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" I won't say anything bad about the mods. I'll let the image search results for "mods" do the talking:

09-22-2006, 11:49 AM	#56
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 47 Posts: 17,460	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" What are they doing!?!?!?

09-22-2006, 03:11 PM	#58
Southpaw The Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: So. MD Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" I was going to attempt to roast Matty, but I just can't think of anything. I mean, how can you possibly roast someone who always has wonderful thoughts to add, AND is right all the time!?! Like this one time a couple years ago, someone had written out a four paragraph post about why Ramsey should be the starter. Matty responded with "Ramsey sucks! Nuff said.", and half a dozen members(myself included) responded with stuff like "HAhAHa!, jOo R sO riTe mAtTY!" and "Ooooo... burn" and "I agree with Matty". I mean, how are you supposed to roast someone with that kind of insight? In fact, I'm getting T-Shirts made for like minded members like myself, that say "Matty Ball Washer's Club". Let me know if you're interested. Kind words, hmmm... Matty, I like your website.

09-23-2006, 11:54 AM	#59
joecrisp The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Charlottesville, VA Age: 50 Posts: 1,501	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" I think there was entirely too much interaction between myself and BrudLee in the Aristocrats post. Besides, MattyK72 is more my type. He's got such an enormous... EGO! __________________ Joe Crisp covered Redskins camps for TheWarpath.net for three years. He also covered Redskins Training Camp 2005 for The Daily Progress.

09-23-2006, 12:41 PM	#60
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 38 Posts: 8,606	Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread" Another joecrisp siting? Wow, thats two times this year, his ppd is going up like crazy __________________ Vacancy

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