Rogers out: Colts 35, Skins 3

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Originally Posted by Chief X_Phackter

Unfortunately the redskins are just finding out that Rogers is one of those individuals with a rare birth defect where instead of his Thumb Metacarpal being connected to his Carpo-Metacarpal Joint, it is actually connected to his orbital frontal cortex. Therefore, his broken thumb directly affects his decision making. There is talk about screening this very defect during team physicals in the future. This all caught Bubba Tyer by surprise, and he may be released by the end of the week, pending further investigation.

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