Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em

[TheMalcolmConnection]

HA! Nice. I read this one somewhere, but forgot where:

A mother and father are about to go to bed, but in passing their adult daughter's bedroom, they hear a buzzing sound coming from inside. They open the door up to find the daughter naked in bed with a vibrator. The daughter says, "Leave me alone! If I'm not married by now, this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

So the next day, the dad is walking by her door again, and again he hears the buzzing sound. Hoping it was something else, the dad opens the door to the same sight. Again she says, "Leave me alone! If I'm not married by now, this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Another day passes and the mom comes home and starts walks by the living room. Startled to hear the buzzing sound coming from the living room, she pops her head in, surprised to see the dad sitting with the vibrator vibrating all around the couch. She asks him, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" and he states plainly, "Watching the game with my son-in-law!"