Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em

jbcjr14 · 10-27-2006, 08:08 AM

10 Halloween Phrases that sound dirty....

10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

10-27-2006, 08:08 AM	#13
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 56 Posts: 2,015	Re: Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em 10 Halloween Phrases that sound dirty.... 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. 4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. 3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth... 2. You scared me stiff! 1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor! __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

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