Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em

[RedskinRat]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in
a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at
the sheets, a hospital security guard who had watched the
whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
shit out of a ghost"