Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em

[EternalEnigma21]

one for the kids...


A string walks into a bar and orders a drink...

the bartender says, "we don't serve strings here"

so the string walks outside and unravels a bit, and twists himself all up and walks right back in and orders a drink.

bartender says, "we don't serve strings here"

string says, "Im not a string"

Bartender, "you are too"

string, "Im afraid not"