F people that don't drink coffee

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by FRPLG

Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.

So you've tasted both to come to that conclusion?


I don't feel like the day is worth living unless I have a cup.

This morning, I had 2 "regular" sized mugs of it at home and then a big, tall stainless steel mug of it at work.

I used to hate the taste, until I discovered it's magical qualities. I didn't start drinking it until I worked 3rd-shift every night while attending college (full-time, 8 hours of classes) every day. I drank coffee at the hotel I worked at all night and picked up a 2-liter of Dew for school.

I had to, I slept an average of 10 hours a week. Seriously.

That was the longest 2 years of my life. I love sleeping nightly now...and STILL love the coffee. You love the taste after you drink it regularly.

As for the monkey booty, I'll leave that all for you to have.