Eli Manning Sucks!!

[theJBexperience]

I worked the parab at last night's game. Eli looked so uncomfortable in the pocket last night. He looked down right fearful of the Jags' D, you could honestly feel the INTs coming, and I just wondered how on earth we put up so many points on the Jags because they really get after it.

I would take Chris Cooley over Jeremy Shockey any day. I think Shockey's so-called intensity is just poutiness. He had his panties in a bunch all last night after his holding call, which he clearly held on. He also dropped a few balls that hit him in the hands. He gets mad about stuff that's clearly his fault. I don't know why the announcers were making a big deal about having to get the ball to him last night because when Eli tried, he didn't make plays.

Since I was working the parab, I pointed it at Shockey a few times when he was complaining on the field. On the Giants last drive of the 4th quarter, before Eli threw high over Shockey into double coverage, when Shockey went to the line, he said, "Same Sh*t all the time, same F-ing plays." I know there's been a lot of open criticism about Coughlin, so I thought that was pretty cool to capture, and as bad as things are in DC right now, I don't think the players have turned on the coaches yet.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by theJBexperience

I worked the parab at last night's game. Eli looked so uncomfortable in the pocket last night. He looked down right fearful of the Jags' D, you could honestly feel the INTs coming, and I just wondered how on earth we put up so many points on the Jags because they really get after it.

I would take Chris Cooley over Jeremy Shockey any day. I think Shockey's so-called intensity is just poutiness. He had his panties in a bunch all last night after his holding call, which he clearly held on. He also dropped a few balls that hit him in the hands. He gets mad about stuff that's clearly his fault. I don't know why the announcers were making a big deal about having to get the ball to him last night because when Eli tried, he didn't make plays.

Since I was working the parab, I pointed it at Shockey a few times when he was complaining on the field. On the Giants last drive of the 4th quarter, before Eli threw high over Shockey into double coverage, when Shockey went to the line, he said, "Same Sh*t all the time, same F-ing plays." I know there's been a lot of open criticism about Coughlin, so I thought that was pretty cool to capture, and as bad as things are in DC right now, I don't think the players have turned on the coaches yet.

That's pretty cool. How'd you land that gig?

[theJBexperience]

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

That's pretty cool. How'd you land that gig?

I went to the University of Florida for Television and Radio production, and whenever ESPN/ABC is in FL, they contact the University for freelancers. I worked a game and made good contacts, so I bring my own crew whenever ESPN/ABC is in town.

My brother in law was the gopher last night for Joe Theisman, Mike Tirico, and Tony Kornheiser last night. He sat up in the booth with Jay Z and everyone snacking on pretzels, burgers and such watching the game, while the rest of us were on the field freezing, but it's cool. The parab's the best job I've done thus far.

[Hog's Breath]

I don't like him because he basically pulled a John Elway and told the Chargers he wouldn't go there if drafted. What kind of shit is that? Since when do rookies have a say as to where they are gonna play? What a spoiled brat. If his name wasn't Manning the league would have told him to fly a kite. The Mannings are the Kennedys of the NFL, so it doesn't surprise me how the media loves little Eli, regardless of how he is playing.

[Giantone]

Can't argue with any of you about Eli last night you're ALL 100% RIGHT but I do find it a bit funny ......all the whining!

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Originally Posted by Giantone

Can't argue with any of you about Eli last night you're ALL 100% RIGHT but I do find it a bit funny ......all the whining!

Don't mistake rejoicing for whining.

[Jason72]

I didn't watch much of the game but B-Mitch and Jackson were saying that his receivers were awful (especially Burress) and that is playing a large role in his poor play.

[Crat92]

Eli does suck! His mechanics are awful, and when he makes a mistake he looks like a 5th grader about to cry! I guess because his last name is Manning, the football world thought that he would be great like his brother! Not!! Damn, even sorry ass Brunell has a better QB rating than Eli. No that's TERRIBLE!

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by Crat92

Eli does suck! His mechanics are awful, and when he makes a mistake he looks like a 5th grader about to cry! I guess because his last name is Manning, the football world thought that he would be great like his brother! Not!! Damn, even sorry ass Brunell has a better QB rating than Eli. No that's TERRIBLE!

yeah ....right.

[djnemo65]

Originally Posted by Crat92

I guess because his last name is Manning, the football world thought that he would be great like his brother! Not!!

One thing I love about that Borat movie is that it has brought NOT jokes back in style. There's a whole generation of kids who didn't know about not until recently. My next goal is to somehow bring back Psych.

[dall-assblows]

Originally Posted by Giantone

Can't argue with any of you about Eli last night you're ALL 100% RIGHT but I do find it a bit funny ......all the whining!

see, i told you guys that the giants fans would agree with me!

jason campbell is already better than manning and he has only started 1 game!

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by dall-assblows

see, i told you guys that the giants fans would agree with me!

jason campbell is already better than manning and he has only started 1 game!

ahhhh no , Campbell can't hold his jock!

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Originally Posted by Giantone

ahhhh no , Campbell can't hold his jock!

Uhhh, right now Manning is playing horribly. He looks like a 7th rounder, not the #1 overall. While Campbell will likely struggle in the weeks to come, for the time being, Campbell looks better than Manning.

[dall-assblows]

Originally Posted by Giantone

ahhhh no , Campbell can't hold his jock!

not only can he hold 1 jock, he can hold 4 more as well.

hahahah

[The Zimmermans]

Originally Posted by theJBexperience

I worked the parab at last night's game. Eli looked so uncomfortable in the pocket last night. He looked down right fearful of the Jags' D, you could honestly feel the INTs coming, and I just wondered how on earth we put up so many points on the Jags because they really get after it.

I would take Chris Cooley over Jeremy Shockey any day. I think Shockey's so-called intensity is just poutiness. He had his panties in a bunch all last night after his holding call, which he clearly held on. He also dropped a few balls that hit him in the hands. He gets mad about stuff that's clearly his fault. I don't know why the announcers were making a big deal about having to get the ball to him last night because when Eli tried, he didn't make plays.

Since I was working the parab, I pointed it at Shockey a few times when he was complaining on the field. On the Giants last drive of the 4th quarter, before Eli threw high over Shockey into double coverage, when Shockey went to the line, he said, "Same Sh*t all the time, same F-ing plays." I know there's been a lot of open criticism about Coughlin, so I thought that was pretty cool to capture, and as bad as things are in DC right now, I don't think the players have turned on the coaches yet.

I would take shockey's receiving and Cooley's blocking and combine them into one megatightend.