Dear Santa Letter

Hail2theskins · 11-21-2006, 11:37 PM

dear santa,

All i want for christmas is a girlfriend that isnt crazy, the last two you gave to me were out of their damn minds. So please tell your elves to work the damn kinks out, i know it must get distracting for them when they finish up with the boobies but please tell them to focus on the brain first because as fun as it is to look at the boobies it hurts about 100 times more to listen to them talk.

thank you.

oh and can i see the redskins win a superbowl in the next 5 years?

11-21-2006, 11:37 PM	#15
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 40 Posts: 488	Re: Dear Santa Letter dear santa, All i want for christmas is a girlfriend that isnt crazy, the last two you gave to me were out of their damn minds. So please tell your elves to work the damn kinks out, i know it must get distracting for them when they finish up with the boobies but please tell them to focus on the brain first because as fun as it is to look at the boobies it hurts about 100 times more to listen to them talk. thank you. oh and can i see the redskins win a superbowl in the next 5 years? __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

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